QUICK 'N' DIRTY: Squirting

Squirting is one of the most searched terms on porn websites. Something bodies have done for centuries yet it has never been fully explained.

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Forget what you saw on porn or heard from “that guy” who claims he can make everyone woman squirt. The truth is: there is VERY little reliable research and science conducted on squirting. So who can we turn to in this time of need? Enter your Squirting Superhero… Lola Jean holds the world record for Volume squirted within a one minute period by ejecting 1350 mL out of her body in under 25 seconds.
So yeah.... you're gonna want to learn a thing or two from her. From the classic questions / greatest hits of - 'is it pee?' and 'can everyone do it?' to more complex questions of - ‘why would someone want to squirt in the first place?’ ‘Is it better than an orgasm?’ and ‘who is it really for?’

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Hi! I just wanted to say that I followed your squirting course on Beducated and, much to my surprise (because I was not actively trying at that point), it works!  I learned how to squirt!
I was convinced my body didn't have that capability until it did. And it's amazing (and messy.)

It's definitely helping me understand my body and discovering facets of pleasure I hadn't yet explored. I just turned 40 and I'm finally having the best sex I've ever had. 

SQUIRTING: A MASTURBATORY GUIDE

    • What is squirt?
    • Myths, concerns & questions I'm tired of answering
    • Toys & tools
    • Anatomy
    • Pelvic floor engagement 
    • Masturbation
  • WILL I EVER BE ABLE TO SQUIRT?

    That’s a question that can only be answered for each individual with time, but I believe in you. I believe everyone with a vulva can squirt if they have a coordinated pelvic floor and relationship with their vagina. Maybe that happens tomorrow, maybe in a few months, maybe in a few years.

    Whenever it happens, I hope it feels right for you. I hope you wanted it to happen. I hope you enjoyed it and if you didn’t—I hope you realise that you don’t have to. In the meantime, don’t sweat it. Our bodies all do different things that make other people jealous. So while you may be envious of my tedious and messy masturbation session, I’m jealous of your ability to derive pleasure from your nipples. Whether you drench the bed or not, your concern should always be concerned with pleasure and comfort, not crossing finish lines.

EARTH-SHATTERING, LEG SHAKING, BREATHLESS, SOAKED, SATURATED AND EXHAUSTING ORGASM. THAT’S WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR SQUIRTING IS LIKE, RIGHT?
UNLESS YOU’VE BEEN LIVING UNDER A—PRESUMABLY DRY—ROCK, YOU’VE PROBABLY HEARD THIS THING CALLED SQUIRTING. A HOTLY DEBATED TOPIC THAT, DESPITE HAVING BARELY ANY RESEARCH ON THE MATTER, MANY CLAIM TO KNOW QUITE A LOT ABOUT THE SUBJECT. AND LET ME TELL YOU, AS THE WORLD RECORD HOLDER IN VOLUME SQUIRTING (SOLO) THERE’S NOTHING I LOVE MORE THAN WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO MANSPLAIN MY BODY TO ME…

PORN AND SQUIRTING

LIKE MUCH OF THE WORLD, YOU MAY ACQUAINT YOURSELF TO SQUIRTING VIA PORN. IN EROTICA, SQUIRTING LOOKS LIKE THIS MASSIVE GEYSER OF PLEASURE, EXPELLING WITH SUCH FORCE IT ALMOST AS IF THE ORGASM IS ESCAPING THEIR BODY. I GET IT, PORN IS A SUPER ACCESSIBLE WAY TO WATCH SOMETHING. SEARCH, POINT, CLICK, SQUIRT. TAKE IT FROM SOMEONE WHO BROKE SCIENCE “RESEARCH” NO PORN CAN DESCRIBE THIS BODILY FUNCTION ACCURATELY.

PORN SQUIRTING IS NOT THE GOLD STANDARD OF SQUIRTING. MOST PEOPLE DO NOT PROJECTILE SQUIRT UNLESS SOMETHING HAS BEEN BLOCKING THEIR VAGINAL CANAL. SOME FOLX MAY TRICKLE, LEAK, SPURT OR GUSH. IT DOESN’T MATTER. IT ALL COUNTS AS SQUIRT.


THE SECRET TO SQUIRTING

Because bodies react differently, there isn’t one technique or one move that precedes the ejection of fluid. What may work for a lot of folx, doesn’t work for everyone. Some people only squirt via external clitoral stimulation while others prefer internal stimulation.
The key to squirting is less in a particular movement and more about the coordination of one’s pelvic floor. Don’t run out and buy those kegel weights just yet. It’s about coordination, not necessarily strength.
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